Monday, 16 February 2015

¿POR QUÉ NO HABLO INGLÉS?

。。。POR QUE NO HABLO INGLES!!!, NI LO HABLARÉ, A ESTE PASO......
ESTA ES LA RAZÓN POR LA CUAL SOY INCAPAZ DE APRENDER A HABLAR O ENTENDER EL INGLES!!!
la prueba consta de tres modulos...



MODULO BASICO
"Tres brujas miran tres relojes Swatch.
¿Qué bruja mira que reloj? "
En inglés:
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch? 


"MODULO AVANZADO
"Tres brujas 'travestis' miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch.¿Qué bruja travesti mira los botones de que reloj Swatch? "
En ingl
és:
"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? "

.Y ESTE ES PARA MASTERS:
"Tres brujas suecas transexuales miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch suizos. ¿Qué  bruja sueca transexual mira que botón de que reloj Swatch suizo? "
En ingl
és:
"Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch? "


  
luego dicen que el inglés es fáil..., a tomar pol culo el ingles

Sunday, 15 February 2015

HOLIDAY / HOLIDAYS / VACATION


vocabulary: 
http://menuaingles.blogspot.com.es/2009/10/diferencia-entre-holidays-y-vacation.html

WHERE DID YOU GO ON HOLIDAY?
LISTENING
tick here:
http://www.evoca.com/api/users/elblogdelingles/recordings/elblogdelingles-Stories%20for%20beginners%20translated%20into%20Spanish.%20Level%201-Where%20did%20you%20go%20on%20holiday%20last%20year.mp3?structure=hyphenated&code=267259

Simon and Greg are in a pub in London talking about last year’s holiday.
“So, where did you say you went for holiday last year?”- asked Greg.

“We went to Italy”, replied Simon.
“Was it nice?” asked Greg.
“It was incredible. We visited many places: Rome, Venice, Florence”, answered Simon.
“Was it expensive?” asked Greg
“Well, a little bit. Especially in Venice because we stayed at a nice hotel near Saint Mark’s Square”, replied Simon.
“But you were in Italy too, weren’t you?” asked Simon to Greg.
“Well, that was many years ago. Last year we went to Egypt”, said Greg.
“Did you like it?” asked Simon.
“Yes. It was fantastic! We had a great time though the weather was extremely hot”, replied Greg.
“What cities did you visit apart from Cairo?” asked Simon.
“We went to Luxor and Sharm El-sheik”, replied Greg.
“Wow! Sharm El-sheik, so you went diving”, cried Simon.
“Right. We went diving and in Luxor and we saw the Luxor Temple, Karnak Temple, the Valley of the Kings, the Valley of the Queens, everything there was to see”, said Greg.
“That sounds great. What monument did you like the best?” asked Simon.
“It’s hard to say. I think the pyramids of Giza, near Cairo”, he said.
“And you, which Italian city did you like the best?” asked Greg.
“They are all great, but I think my favourite is Venice. We met some friends there and we had a lot of fun with them”, replied Simon.
“Did you arrange to meet them in Venice?” asked Greg.
“No, we didn’t. We met by chance right in a Café in Saint Mark’s Square”, replied Simon.
“What a coincidence!” said Greg.
“Yes, it was a great coincidence because they had some Italians friends who gave us a guided tour”, said Simon.
“Well, that was lucky”, said Greg.